Tag: Erma Bombeck Writers Workshop

  • The 60-Year-Old Virgin

    The 60-Year-Old Virgin

    No one would mistake me for a virgin. Even if you didn’t know about my husband and three children, there’s my obvious postpartum physique, which I have not only maintained, but enlarged upon, for over 30 years. And yet, I am a virgin. In fact, this week a bunch of us virgins will gather in…