Astronaut Scott Kelly just returned from almost a year in outer space, and it was reported that he came back to earth two inches taller than when he lifted off.
Two inches would really help my BMI! Plus that bulky space suit hides a multitude of sins, and you probably look a lot thinner when you take it off.
So this is my new plan… apply to the space program, get accepted, go through training, fly various missions, and then spend a year in space. That’s sounds a lot easier than eating right and exercising.
I wonder if the shuttle would deliver my Girl Scout cookies.